You want to do WHAT to WHERE?

I just finished reading an article on hymenoplasties and vulvuloplasties. Essentially a plastic surgeon sews your hymen back together (for a hymenoplasty) to "re-virginize" you. Who wants that!? Seriously, it was bad enough the first time! It's like the first day of high school, you only ever want to do it once. Is this for the man who has everything? It sure as hell ain't for the woman unless she has some weird sado-masochistic fetish in which case - whatever floats your boat I guess. But spending $130 on a "Rabbit Vibrator" is one end of extravagance in the name of sex but $4000 to go through something that was, frankly, shit the first time and messy and Christ, very expensive for a one shot deal?! Forget it. Not for this freak. If I were to loose all touch with reality and actually do this, I imagine the lucky guy that would get to deflower part 2, would need to go through a very rigorous interview and audition process. I'm talking full under the hood inspection, a few test runs (minus the enchilada, we need to make $4000 worth it!), a full psychological evaluation, hell I'd even have him sign up for the NASA astronaut tryouts while I'm at it!

Seriously, what is it about our culture that has left such a void that freakish surgery is the latest and greatest beauty treatment? I can't imagine after the few NECESSARY surgeries I've had, electing to have surgery on my vagina to make it prettier or "like new". If a man is down there looking at it, he's not doing what he should while down there. I heard it argued that women were embarassed when they went to their doctor...well ladies, they knew what they were signing up for! And you're definately not the first woman to walk in with labia that could double as a hacky sac. Get over it! Boobs and noses are one thing, but I'm going to leave my other "lady parts" out of this.